. . . Is Monday, but I could not wait. A little video clip to get you fired up for Monday.
(by the way, everyone knows that the season starts when the Reds pitcher throws out the first ball. This Sunday Night bullshit is just that.)
Just like filtered cigarettes prevent lung cancer, midgets can be tall, disasters can be beautiful, television can be educational, non-alcoholic beer is good, attorneys' charge reasonable fees, and a social outcast can keep a relevant blog.