Studying Has Ruined My Life

Someone on my buddy list has an away message up saying "Reward!! Lost: Motivation to study for Contracts. If Found; Please Contact."

My FIRST thought:

"Good thing she mentioned that there is a reward, because if I find it, I can collect the reward. If I found it and did not know about the reward, some jurisdictions may not let me recover the reward."

I hate studying. Thankfully, that information will be vanquished from my brain in less than 24 hours.